There
are all kinds of love in the world,
but never the same love twice. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Drawing
on my fine command of the English language,
I said nothing. --Robert Benchley
Once
you enter the world of parenthood,
you'll only be as happy as your saddest child.
-- Dr. Phil McGraw
Fads
decimate individuality.
Stereotypes
are by-products of a simple minded society.
--
Submitted by Shaun Patrick Dynes from Arlington, TX
e-mail: sdynes@swbell.net

Life
is like a game of poker, sometimes you have the cards,
sometimes you don't.
--
Submitted by Katie Shink from Washingto
e-mail: ShasaKarla@msn.com

Life
Guide: Don't jerk people around, do it
smoothly!
--
Submitted by Roger Stewart from Perth, Western
Australia
e-mail: rojak1@bigpond .com

Only
in America......do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a Diet Coke.
Only
in America......do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
Only
in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
Only
in America......do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
Why
does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our
skin?
Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
--
Bumper Stickers

You
cannot be lost if you did not know where you where headed
for when you started out.
Tomorrow
may yet come, but today will never come again.
There
is no future for those who live in the past.
If
you do not say what you feel, who will?
The
effect may remain long after the cause in
gone.
When
two share the same pain, they are one.
Letting
go is hard to do, yet there are times when it is what
must be done.
--
Submitted by William L. Kite from Glenwood, Iowa
e-mail: wkite@hotmail.com

A
man isn't known by what he has, but by what he does with
what he has.
If
you have the urge to be somebody else, then you obviously
arent being yourself.
If
I handed everyone in the world a pennie everytime I said
something stupid, I'd be twice as broke as I was
before.
When
the time comes, be patient. but, till then, wait for that
time to come.
--
Submitted by Sydney Henrikson from Rockglen, SK.
Canada
e-mail: u_b_cool@hotmail.com

Never
under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.
If
you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its
full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There
is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."
People
who want to share their religious views with you almost
never want you to share yours with them.
You
should not confuse your career with your life.
No
matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it
too seriously.
Nobody
cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
dance.
Never
lick a steak knife.
A
person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not
a nice person.
Your
"real" friends love you anyway.
--
THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN
by Dave Barry

Well-behaved
women seldom make history.
--
Bumper Sticker

Nothing's
wrong with whining if your friend enjoys it too and both
of you as experts know when to take a cue!
The
Rhyming Dictionary is best friend to a poet like me, but
friend to every poet the Thesaurus ought to
be.
If
I could live my life again, I would not go back if all my
memories were not still intact.
Life
is a luck of the draw to which you previously
agreed.
My
life is so ironic that I'm happy when I'm sad.
Thank
me and I'll remember you forever; Ignore me, and
eventually I'll go away.
If
every day were Christmas . . . what would become of
Halloween?
Poetry
is a lovely way to voice disappointment.
--
Submitted by Andrea Dietrich from Pleasant Grove,
Utah
e-mail: Pandie55@hotmail.com

The
more you complain, the longer God makes you
live...
The
surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that none of it has tried to contact
us...
Some
mistakes are too much fun to only make once...
Most
nudists are people you don't want to see
naked...
If
you look like your passport photo, you probably need the
trip...
--
Submitted by Larry Kaminski from Fort Bragg, CA
e-mail: kaminski@mcn.org

Never
is almost as meaningless a word as
Forever.
--
Submitted by William L. Kite from Glenwood, Iowa
e-mail: wkite@hotmail.com

Youth
is the gift of nature, but age is a work of
art.
--
Submitted by Larry Kaminski from Fort Bragg, CA
e-mail: kaminski@mcn.org

Real
love is the steadfast, slow-growing, everyday love, that
lasts while forever maintaining its mystery, and slipping
through the fingers of those who ineptly grope for
understanding.
--
Submitted by Breanna L. Dennison from Severna Park,
MD
e-mail: bldennison@liberty.edu

All
my heart hides is all I can reveal.
--
Submitted by Joe Farrag from Toxteth, Liverpool,
England
e-mail: joefarrag@hotmail.co.uk

It
is a fool who says," can I ask one more question?" to a
man with no answers.
--
Submitted by Michael from Rockford, Ohio
e-mail: Korbendallasi@hotmail.com

Understanding
that you know nothing, is the key of great
knowledge.
--
Submitted by Michael Hainline from Rockford, Ohio
e-mail: Korbendallasi@hotmail.com

Old
hags know more of life than young princesses.
--
Submitted by Susan Palmer from Port Orford, Oregon
e-mail: swati10s@netscape.net

Good
advice from loving parents, on which you didn't act may
be the very same advice your son just snickered
at.
One
man's junk is another's treasure, this I know for fact.
But since it looks so lovely in your home, I want it
back!
--
Submitted by Elizabeth Santos from Pottstown, PA
e-mail: escheffey@aol.com

Love
is like a roller coaster...you can only get off in one
piece when it is at the bottom.
--
Submitted by Lindsay Brooke from MARYLAND
e-mail: Linds5754@yahoo.com

Why
is there never time to do it right, but always time to do
it over?
--
Submitted by Manny Romanias from Pittsburgh, PA
e-mail: romanias@juno.com

A
single tear can flood the heart.
--
Submitted by Joline Garrett from Two Harbors, MN
e-mail: truekind@hotmail.com

Success
is like flying a plane; flying is easy, getting off the
ground is the hard part.
--
Submitted by Kamal Cooper from Tallahassee, FL
e-mail: kewl2daddio@yahoo.com

A
wise man is simply a foolish one who remembered most of
the lessons life taught him.
To
walk in somebody else's footsteps means you will leave no
impression on the earth.
--
Submitted by Brian from UK
e-mail: bethell_brian@hotmail.com

Maturity
is a disillusioning burden to be met only with disdain
and regret.
--
Submitted by Charlie Reeves from Mesa, Arizona
e-mail: bluto13@qwest.net

Most
spend far more time in the pursuit of what they want,
than what they need.
Fate
favors only a few, if you are one, you are
lucky!
The
hands of the clock, with every trip around its face, wipe
out all that was, and bring us to what is.
One
of the great mysteries of life is how we can care so much
about some, and so little about others.
A
circle of lies can be broken only by the truth at its
center.
The
only fire hotter than those of hell, is the fire of
passion.
If
you need a reason to treat others fairly, try this one:
it is the right thing to do.
--
Submitted by William L. Kite from Glenwood, Iowa
e-mail: wkite@hotmail.com

The
greatest attribute of being a writer is kindling a small
flame from within the soul; and through the pen, a raging
inferno of imagination springs forth.
--
Submitted by Nick Stein from Biloxi, Mississippi
e-mail: usnpoet@yahoo.com

Why
is it that a man's greatness is so recognized in death
and taken for granted in life?
--
Submitted by Tammy G. Motola / Kenny Graham Jr.
from Midlothian, Virginia
e-mail: TGMotola@aol.com

Life
is like a dream you never want to fall asleep
on.
--
Submitted by RICHARD BAILEY from Whittier, CA
e-mail: majic3241@yahoo.com

Love
is a universe for all emotions at the peak of their most
beautiful intensions.
Touch
my heart and you've touched my future.
--
Submitted by Eddie T. Fox from Stockton, CA
e-mail: bedlam29@hotmail.com

Many
men have followed their intellect and gained much, but
the man who ignores his heart regrets even
more.
--
Submitted by Kendra Williams from Melfort, Sask.,
Canada
e-mail: kamcjuray@gotmail.com

If
you don't care where you are going, any road will take
you there.
--
Submitted by Amariah Anna Huth from Lawrenceville, GA
e-mail: joescott2002@yahoo.com

Youth
is nature's most highly curable condition!
--
Submitted by Sue Lewis from Chatsworth, GA
e-mail: gslewis_@hotmail.com

You
never stop loving them, you just learn to live without
them!
--
Submitted by Vivian Maldonado from Crosby, TX
e-mail: vivian_g_maldonado@reliantenergy.com

I've
shed an ocean of tears, and still I can't sail away on my
dreams.
--
Submitted by Janel Thompson from St. Joseph, MO
e-mail: jrt8340@ccp.com

Shoot
for the moon -- even if you miss you'll still be among
the stars!
--
Submitted by Maggie from North Carolina

Some
people do what they think they should do, some people do
what they think they have to do. Some people do what they
want to do, some people don't know what they are doing
and some people do nothing.
--
Submitted by Leo Causey from Van, Texas
e-mail: leflora@vzinet.com

First
you must believe...in order to achieve!
--
Submitted by Lisa Engstrand from Pawhuska, OK
e-mail: bundle52@yahoo.com

We
are all cut from the same cloth, but we are not all
washed in the same water.
The
worse things seem to happen at night, but then, so do the
best things.
There
are those who do not know the power of just their
smile.
But
for love, life would be hell.
The
lost cannot be found if no one looks for them.
Why
do good dreams end, while bad ones seem to last
forever?
--
Submitted by William L. Kite from Glenwood, Iowa
e-mail: wkite@hotmail.com

Painting
the town red only leads to large dry cleaning
bills.
Loving
thy neighbour only leads to village gossip.
--
Submitted by Lou Pounder
loupounder@btinternet.com

The
only thing worse than being in love, is not being in
love.
Those
who hear not the song of life may walk among the living,
but they are dead already.
If
you ask, you may not like the answer, but if you do not,
you may find not knowing harder to live with.
There
are things you just cannot run away from, for they are in
your heart, and they always will be.
Within
a smile is all the joy of life, and within a tear all the
sorrow of the world.
If
you believe you could face death, then surely you can
face life.
To
a writer, words are the body and ink is the
blood.
If
you get a second chance take it, for third ones come very
rarely.
--
Submitted by William L. Kite from Glenwood, IA
e-mail: wkite@hotmail.com