The
winner for December
Category: "Christmas"
T'was
the night before Christmas
and to my surprise
were lots of Sees Candies
that caught my eyes
Cakes
and cookies placed
in the freezer with care
as I hope that I'd remember
that they were there
While
Mom and I settled down
for a long night's nap
I took a swig
of a little night cap
All
of a sudden
there was such a clatter
I jumped out of fright
to see what was the matter
Into
the living room
I flew in a flash
I looked at the boxes
as they were all smashed
Looking
at the luster
of chocolate peanuts below
I now see my favorite cupcakes
with the color of snow
When
what to my wondering
eyes should appear
It was my mother
with a can of beer
When
Mother bent down and snatched
a piece of candy real quick
I stood there and wondered
where the hell was St. Nick?
Now
looking under the tree was more candy,
I wonder from were it came
A variety of chocolates,
only the best brand name
My
craving for chocolate,
I was ready to climb the walls
But dear old Mom handed me
those delicious snowballs
As
I sat there eating my snowball
delight,
on top of it was a damn fly
I got the fly swatter,
I whacked him and told him to
die
Well,
all of a sudden
that damn fly flew
he flew into my bottle
of Mountain Dew
Mom
and I were stuffing our face
and looking down at our belly
We laughed and laughed as they shook
like two bowls of jelly
Mom
and I are round and plump,
we looked like an old fat elf
I sat on the chair and had plenty
of candy to eat by myself
As
I listened to Mom chewing
on a Carmel Delight
We new Santa came
in a flash that night
I
heard him flying all around the town
and as he drove away out of sight
I barely could hear him say...
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL
A CHOCOLATE OVERDOSE NIGHT
--
Submitted by Peggy Nelson
from Lakewood, CA
PeggyNelson@hotmail.com